Summer Classes for Men at The Adult Learning Center
Register by Friday, May 15th, 2008
Due to the complexity and difficulty of their contents, class size is limited to 8 participants maximum.
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday, 7-9 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll -- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
2 weeks, Saturday, 12-2 PM.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice.
4 weeks, Saturday, 10AM - 2PM.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
3 weeks, Saturday, 2-4 PM.
Class 5
Dinner Dishes -- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday, 7-9 PM.
Class 6
Loss Of Identity -- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
4 weeks, Friday and Sunday, 7-9 PM.
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things -- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Yelling
Open Forum.
3 weeks, Monday, 8-10 PM.
Class 8
Health Watch -- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
2 weeks, Monday, Wednesday, & Friday, 7-9 PM.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost
Real Life Testimonials.
4 weeks, Tuesday, 6-8 PM.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday, 12-2 PM.
Class 11
Learning to Live -- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife
Online Classes and Role-playing.
4 weeks, Tuesday, 7-9 PM.
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday, 7-9 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy -- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries & Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
2 weeks, Monday, Wednesday, & Friday, 7-9 PM.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven -- What It Is and How It Is Used
Live Demonstration.
4 weeks, Tuesday, 6-8 PM.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors .
Visiting Liberty with a teen
3 months ago
3 cherished words:
cute!
thanks for visiting my blog! :)
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