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Make Me Laugh Monday - Summer Classes for Men

Summer Classes for Men at The Adult Learning Center

Register by Friday, May 15th, 2008
Due to the complexity and difficulty of their contents, class size is limited to 8 participants maximum.

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday, 7-9 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll -- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
2 weeks, Saturday, 12-2 PM.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice.
4 weeks, Saturday, 10AM - 2PM.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
3 weeks, Saturday, 2-4 PM.

Class 5
Dinner Dishes -- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday, 7-9 PM.

Class 6
Loss Of Identity -- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
4 weeks, Friday and Sunday, 7-9 PM.

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things -- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Yelling
Open Forum.
3 weeks, Monday, 8-10 PM.

Class 8
Health Watch -- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
2 weeks, Monday, Wednesday, & Friday, 7-9 PM.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost
Real Life Testimonials.
4 weeks, Tuesday, 6-8 PM.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday, 12-2 PM.

Class 11
Learning to Live -- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife
Online Classes and Role-playing.
4 weeks, Tuesday, 7-9 PM.

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday, 7-9 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy -- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries & Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
2 weeks, Monday, Wednesday, & Friday, 7-9 PM.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven -- What It Is and How It Is Used
Live Demonstration.
4 weeks, Tuesday, 6-8 PM.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors .

3 cherished words:

Anonymous said...

thanks for visiting my blog! :)

Robin L said...

haha how funny but sadly needed! Thanks for the laugh and stoping by my blog. Have a great week!

Storm said...

Laughter is the best medicine. Thanks for leaving a comment, ladies.

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