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Make Me Laugh Monday - Window Replacement

Last year, a friend replaced all the windows in her house with that expensive double-pane energy-efficient kind. Yesterday, she got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and that she hadn't paid for them yet.
Now just because she's blonde, doesn't mean that she's automatically stupid. So she told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told her last year... that in just one year the windows would pay for themselves! "Helllooooo," she said. "It's been a year!" There was only silence at the other end of the line, so she finally just hung up. He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made her. I bet he won't underestimate a blonde again.

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Baby Mama (Tamra) said...

Now, that's funny!

Auds at Barking Mad said...

You know what's REALLY sad...? I'm only "sorta" blonde and I had to re-read that three times before I "got" it. *shaking head*

Too funny...well, once I got it anyhow.


The Roaming Southerner said...

That is awesome...a blonde joke that I will def. retell.

The Apron Queen said...

Oh girl! You make me laugh! Stop by & see how I tackled my sanity! I'm still trying to get all the sand out of my shorts! :D

For your daily dose of vintage goodness & a bit of silliness, stop by Confessions of an Apron Queen, the home of Vintage Thingies Thursdays.

Storm said...

Thanks for joining in the fun and laughter. My sister is the only blonde/fair-haired sibling in the family so I love telling her blonde jokes. :)

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